As a burrito you live in a mini-fridge hibernating while your beans soak into your supple tortilla shell. One snowy afternoon a light emerges into your world. A hand-it grabs you, unfolds your tin foil and places you upon a plate. Suddenly you are in a death cabin with the explosive remains of spaghetti and burnt cheesy bits plastered on the walls. Claustrophobia suffocates your air way, for it is too late. The hand extends its index finger and with the vicious push upon the "quick minute" button, your doom has been sealed.…
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Family members are not invited to graduation commencement convocation May 9, 2010. Not all family members, at least. Immediate family members are to receive tickets to attend, but other family members are being turned away. What has become the most anticipated moment in a young adult's life will be shared with a selected few.…
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Megan Fox took pictures of herself in a bathtub. GoDaddy.com girls ripped off their clothing. Men left their wives behind in order to save their tires.
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